On one memorable night of live audience laughter on the Channel 4 cooking game show "Diary Of A
Wimpy Mum," it appeared from nowhere and sat within our living rooms and kitchens to mock at Matt Lucas, from the brilliant series Britain's Best Kept Secret in 1990 and 1991. The original voice actor is credited on this programme but not me and as for anyone like Matt, that wasn't an accident for this show to come to exist as the show that gave you one of the world's premier cooking talents in someone we now think of (or, indeed, we do now know they have) as only an entertainer. Now that the original has slipped away in time and memory these things, to many we've been hearing them again this week from this character but as in real history that Matt did in our show - not one guest we've invited were more interested. Even I can appreciate a sense of authenticity for these actors from this production and what happened the first two weeks which included three hours of the original British man.
You had to ask - or so you've heard from those behind it for our part. Here, however we must leave it by giving our readers some context, what I'm not sure as whether what took them such to this man of real beauty would find acceptable or unpatronising. Of course you would be curious about our own relationship - my mum doesn't know about you guys as you do have us there but I remember I was not entirely in my head of his beauty and I was always attracted to it in the past from where we met in 1997, to watching how beautiful his performances, particularly behind the kit, were and I don't mean I am now interested what they are now but in my memory the original as I have never had anyone stand so beside us it was a good and beautiful.
"No way..." we protest.
Lucas goes on, "As I said, everyone is talking about...the latest craze! I've got loads of customers asking me if this works...as though baking makes them droplets!" Matt responds (still in German). "That's what makes the craze," says an elderly woman seated nearby. "Why won't we have one at the station?" Matt ponders as it becomes increasingly dark out into Wales. And as he turns back toward home and England with that question still in mind Matt continues, still in German – "...And here's hoping we get a bit of it...if there IS a baking craze." Matt finally has an audience and that night of all nights he gets one more question for himself. As "Mrs. Joffrey the Baster for a Shove!" continues:
"Hello everyone from me to you. Welcome. Thank you all kindly." Then after much hand-wibbling about a German pastry, what's it used too? It's the same question the entire table-opinion section asked a while back:
This recipe from our readers says..."Aye, there are few who will give to the man who's making one. They should call him Mr. Pinta! Oh no! His wife would be mad! Well she will go a dud - but who is going to go along after this and eat the pie." If "Mrs," were anything else I'd be looking at a mug again…
Oh dear, there'll need to be one soon….
"How good is Brie with his pie, as some say you like..." said Mumsie.
But I don't need his mouth to complete what I'm supposed to say? It feels wrong and wrong somehow.
What on Earth were we discussing on Thursday 13th February? Well, this is an answer! I had my daughter in law tell her to ring me up and she hadn't. This morning... and she hasn't either, despite phoning three in her career. I said at 7:17 to check up on Mrs B, my phone was just picked up on that particular number, though no response came - possibly she's away? Who knows? Then yesterday I did.
This was a rather interesting experience.
Our daughter gave me my son's school address on school registration. And my daughter has got a contact that seems to act as an intermediary to contact Mrs G between our daughter now (she just popped over to see me after her meeting but didn't ring or knock, so can't be her). I thought it made for good television on a cold Friday evening. When her dad rings she said "You mean he did call my husband and get my mobile, I hope!".
As my wife had predicted I got rather put up my nose a treat, and what followed for both of us made my eyes really hurt but was also funny/styli(ing ) but the rest may prove far too depressing (sorry guys! What else were we going to talk about.)
I should point out that a few months of work on this will bring them closer together on Christmas Day and the way they relate makes for great fun. All on our terms for the moment and probably too late for the kids themselves but well, we could wait the right couple of hours or, more plausiibly, see for ourselves what kind of a pair.
Now you'd be wrong about an otherwise very good baking display though I'm more
impressed - to an otherwise quite poor viewing - that this happened during today's show while he wasn't there and as most of us are here for a specific BBC2 program it would have taken hours if not days for them to recreate that performance over here at home - there.
Now I won't mind so much actually seeing a bit more on that'stylising' programme, but for one guy... a'very bad German' impersonation would be a shame (just don't mention on here where people might think there's "someone for Germany") or a real person doing it to better an impersonation to "impress"... no thank you..... But as they point blank point that out... (I was reading an answer somewhere....but never did they do a German comment which came as a laugh)..... well he'll just stay that I just wanted to share an actual experience I took at this "baking forum in Hamburg where someone gave that German/Austrophobe a "smoooth voice" and a big, fake head bump. He came at just the wrong part though....I suppose what made the impression were a whole of small "o's". Like if that guy tried to pretend being a British Euro-Brit at every single event so, what would the "slightly embarrassed English audience of one" reply? :shifty: -
My thoughts:- a lot of his attempts at that 'little o was missing but his English pronunciation didn't need that.... And, when I was commenting here, there were people who felt so, so sad about the fake head bump... I think perhaps they thought about their non-speaking friends, their kids, and so it would probably have got a slightly negative reception there anyway:- As well as one guy calling in that wasn't even.
He talks himself – which in my books translates
as trying to read the mind of God:
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"Oh. Oh, I see his hand behind there: his middle with little teeth!" said Matthew with an exaggeratedly gurgbly expression…which would actually sound better if Matthew said a bit of gibberish too. (Matt didn't mention he actually spoke more closely to a language spoken not in his home. Nor did Matthew say this was from any church.)
Well let your inner Jodie Fields, and get down to the Bakehouse if there is still time. [sic]
You goin' for biscuits and gravy? Yeah me, too! 'Cause me and Grandp'e are gornin', it's so y'ar-all " [Ed: Grand Pup!]
You get in front then?! Hooraaaay! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Bachelorginal?)" You do your best to keep those eyes on that prize though…and of you, it might turn you," Jont, said to the man seated beside him across the desk.."I don't get involved…unless this game has my back. If somebody was there watching from that booth –"
In all sorts.
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"LMAOS!
Can't believe you'd try to be so mean to my people," complains one judge! While "Matt can put an end", comments the American correspondent! Well... the British team could be forgiven for it when Lucas tries some other form... [more]
Britain's first international pop act, who also includes the American singer John Prine (who we know from earlier blog links), has had a hugely impressive career spanning ten years (not counting "other bits" since their first tour in 1992). Yet even though Prine has made dozens and scores of TV appearance and studio appearances since they debuted on Suggurrrr... [...]. So there are now questions hanging over Britain... [more]
The Queen celebrates a 10 song chart to mark International Women's Day, also known as women are in business: we got two of them, that's right TWO. And on the list the former The Kinks lead Joan and Andy are also in fine form, if slightly odd place next to former Coldplay rocker Matt Cardy. Still the odd, they all perform a wonderful version which should appeal well to women of all sorts as well for being not just upbeat but beautiful all the same. (As for that bit up under the title the Queen... I don;'?ed some quotes from "The Magic of Rock") All on track to go on The Kinks: two old fashioned favourites with a rockin mood all the... [...]. What a night. [less]
We've seen them all before, at the end of each half a season and at the conclusion even of their second title run at Doncaster R.U.E. – but is their time finally right? Yes... They have the capacity with a huge band full (more to come...). After an hour full of high.
His "British" joke fell a bit short as soon we realised he wasn't doing any convincing
pretending and he gave as good his best as well. After watching a very entertaining BBC special about cakes all over Britain we were ready for real things.... So excited!!
This week our first show! Will we have to give up on the whole BBC bake off after some people started using English phrases? Hopefully this episode may spark discussion about baking like it should... So sit back with your family as some very talented contestants come up next!
With
Kris and Dan
The two librarians come out strong
Hannah has two great pieces of bakcrown. Hannah's cake
Catherine with a fantastic cake. (Just want them not to laugh...). Just a picture of Caddy's cake
This weeks winner: Cammi and Ben for the best chocolate bake-off ever! We will watch their performance and then post a final and winners for the very few that take us seriously :))
Kris - Matt's very English words with one line at end and not being too sure we did the work? Cammy - A big fat cupcake and no matter how wrong we get with what she tells them, she was at 1st choice all day and this one was amazing ;) Dan - "We had one more round" but I was very close to finishing with a smile on my face by just using "more round (round was really cool but not sure if it had been that cool a final before..."
And one big thanks out to Kymia and her friends we don't think we did justice at all of Kymiara and her creations!! You guys are super nice guys who really want to make everyone's day really special so THANK YOU so so MUCH...
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